Hey mister I`m-too-cool-to-write-or-call

It´s been a month and still no word. 

I´m in a car right now... I´m doing 90 on a freeway.

Hey hon´, I drank a fifht of vodka... ya dare me to drive?

Think about it, you ruined it now.

I hope you can´t sleep when you dream about it.

And when you dream I hope you can´t sleep and you scream about it.

I hope your consciuos eats at you and you can´t breathe without me.

Well, gotta go... I´m almost on the bridge now.

Oh shit! I forgot!... How am I supposed to send this shit out?