Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughin' loud so all the little people stare
Lookin' for a daddy to pay for the champagne
dropin' names

What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flippin' my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
The disease is growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in

That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
A world of despair
your only concern
Will it **** up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flippin' my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[ Interlude ]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[ Vomits ]
I WILL BE SKINNY!!!!

(Do ya think?, do ya think?, do ya think?)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly I'm so lucky girl
Pull my hair I'll suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly I'm so lucky girl
Pull my hair I'll suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flippin' my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flippin' my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl